Dear Reader,

Today I am going to ask you to support 8foxes.com with a donation. This might sound unusual: Why does one of the world's least popular web properties ask for financial support from its users?

8foxes.com is built differently from almost every other website. We have no paid staff, not even a single one.  Our content is free to use by anyone for any purpose, to show off your classmate, or make those little brats suffer in their next Geometry exam.  Our annual expense is about 10 dollars. 8foxes.com is run by an underground communist cult, which is not incorporated with IRS for apparent reasons.  Your donations are absolutely-NOT tax deductable.  Don’t even try!

At its core, 8foxes.com is driven by a global community of more than 5 volunteers - all dedicated to sharing knowledge freely.  And believe me, they know more than Pythagoras Theorem!  Over almost two years, these volunteers have contributed more than 300 absurd geometry problems (which we call them foxes) some easy, some real-killers, some never understood.  More than 1000 people come to our website every month to access information, free of charge and left with even more questions – some very existential !

But 8foxes.com is more than a website. We share a common cause: Imagine a world in which every single person on the planet is given free access to weird geometry questions and have no doubt that parallel lines do NEVER intersect. That's our commitment.

Your donation helps us in a single way: We will buy an Xbox 360 Kinect.  It looks pretty cool!

Oh yes 8foxes.com is different.  It's the most annoying compendium of geometry in history, written by outcasts, geeks, nerds, and yes Master Yoda, too.  Like a national park or a school, we don't believe in advertising – hey why not? – let the capitalist system work for communists too.  That’s what China has been doing.  Anyways, we want to keep it free and strong, but we need the support of only “one” of you, people.  ONLY ONE OF YOU!  So be the first!  Anybody hearing?

I invite you to join us: Your donation will help keep 8foxes.com free, creative, and annoying for the whole world.

Excellent,

Montgomery Burns